The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
I had the most spectatular hardon this morning. I think it was trying to reach you in Wisconsin.
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
I'm lying topless with an eye infection at the foot of my bed with a dog between my legs. With disney in the background. Its one of those 3 am moments
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
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