I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
he just fucked me for my cheese..
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
Just got an x-ray done of my hip and you can clearly see the outline of my penis in it. When the doctor saw it she said "wow I haven't seen one that big on an x-ray before." Pretty sure the doc and the nurses are going to be talking about me on their lunch break.
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