You surviving the open bar?
Super asto ex polenta omaha botad
check it out our google latitudes are spooning
i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
He gave me a book last time I slept there. Im beginning to feel like a really weird hooker. Like instead of money he gives me random shit he has lying around. like hamburger buns
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
I don't have any food so I made a martini so I could eat the olives. Don't tell me I can't think outside the box.
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
Also, turning on the light this morning was a 3 step process. Way too hungover.
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
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