i didn't know you could wash puke off of bras with a dishwasher.
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
I mean, yeah, she was cheating on me but I've been fucking her brother. My secret relationship trumps her secret relationship.
I need to stop going to bars and yelling "I could be teaching your kids one day, bitches!"
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
She drunkenly texted me about Japanese mythology at four AM. I think I’m in love.
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