I want to come over to your house, give you money for liquor, fuck you, and then kick it untill I have to go home. Was that blatent enough for you?
i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
She wanted to make popcorn, but the air-popper was broken. So she dumped the entire container of kernels into the clothes dryer. Drunk movie night was a success!
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
Listen I took a family sized bottle of merlot to the face last night and there's an svu marathon on. Give me some time please.
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
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