I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
Overheard: "his girlfriend fucks him with the lights off. It's not serious."
lmfao. well really. it's not love if you cringe at the site of his anus.
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
Wow, you know I need to stop drinking alone when I pour my drink into my hand and offer it to my dog,
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
I'm putting his belongings the garage sale so he can buy his own stuff back. # divorced life. Thanks for cheating on me you tone deaf dick biscuit that'll be $20. Haha.
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
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