I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Are you kidding me. My sex life has diminshed to having wet dreams about jerking off.
thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
she tossed me in the back of the car and said "god gave u the gift of life and I wanna swallow it"
I just asked the contractor building my house what it would cost to put a garbage disposal in all the shower drains...there was a lot of judging going on.
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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