shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
Then this bride walked into the bar, she thought it would be a good idea to hug her & then she started playing parachute with her train.
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
I need to find a more reliable booty-call so I can start dating people and take it slow.
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
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