Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
So hungover im counting my own breaths to make sure im not dead. The odds hurt.
I shall welcome him into my body with an open liver and completely lay down all chance of resistance. Sweet Zeus, please take me to Mt. Olympus and share all that is divine. I promise, the secrets will be safe with me
No foreplay. Missionary. Too quick. And he owns a fedora.
I almost fell asleep reading that.
I almost fell asleep fucking it.
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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