Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
this boner is fucking legendary. i should name it and celebrate its birthday every year
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
you broke a plate. told her her wedding china was ugly and you were doing her a favor. then proceeded to break every plate you could get your hands on.
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
Let me just say....i'm sorry about setting your carpet on fire. I had no idea that the paper towel would burn that quickly.
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
Bought a gym bag tonight. Used it to bring my Taco Bell in the house.
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
So, 'head before the store' turned into a fuck fest, & that's how I ended up at the grocery store smelling like a cum farm on Black Friday. How's your weekend?
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