ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.
The cab driver told me he hopes I look up to him as a father figure. Then he asked if I wanted him to take me to the hospital
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
I don't like pregnant me. I eat very large burritos, I don't like having sex and I can't even finish a Blue Moon.
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
Also Fuck you Stephen King and Fuck the horse you rode in on, making me cry In front of my coworkers.
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
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