Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
omg. why did you never tell me how amazing shitting and smoking is?
i thought this knowledge was automatically promulgated at the age of eighteen?
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
you came home soaking wet, and when I asked where your umbrella was, you pulled it out of your bag and were so proud you kept it dry.
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
Sorry for walking in on you guys last night. FYI I have a bruise on my forehead from having the door slammed in my face. I deserved it.
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
I woke up with your vibrator in my face
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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