i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
I broke stuart's oven and showed up to the party with a squirrel.
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
I accidentally put Bacardi in my coffee this morning. I ain't even mad.
I just had mom give me advice about how and where to store my lube in my shower. It was super awkward. Of course, she also walked in on me masturbating once so I guess turnabout is fair play
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