yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
I never want to see another naked old woman again.
The only reason why I invited him to my party was because he is suicidal.
Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
Can we have a celebratory fuck now that the lockout is over?
You're the best girlfriend ever.
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
Immediately after I scarfed down an Applebee's appetizer trio for lunch, my boss sent me on an hour long road trip to pick up some parts. Great. I can't wait to shit my pants on US-31 South.
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
He told me to be a woman and make him dinner. So I threw a bagel at him and went out to dinner.
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
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