So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
Omphalophobia is a real thing. don't ever fucking touch my belly button again dude
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
I'm at her wedding and she managed to get every single one night stand I ever had in her wedding party. Why does she hate me?
Randomize
