You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
I'm dreading the fact that when the dominoes guy comes, he will ask me if i placed an order under the name "high as shit".
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
my stepmom is let-the-dog-eat-out-of-her-mouth drunk. oh my god.
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
Remember when I puked into a mesh garbage can in the middle of a meeting and told the clients it was "morning sickness"?
hahah yep
Well the are flying back here, it's been like 10 months, should I frame fake baby pics in my office?? Or too much?
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
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