It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
she said I was laying next to a garbage can in the subway doing key bumps and screaming "its my fucking birthday" repeatedly
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
She just texted me that she's horny, then started quoted random music, then telling me everything she regrets. I don't think there's enough tequila in the world for me to deal with her...
I let a drunk, gay man in a dragon costume motor-boat me. With his dragon head.
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
She looks like a beluga.
I want to splash her with water and when she screams say "I didn't want you to die. You looked parched"
He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
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