Assholes at mcdonalds drive through wouldn't serve us last night even though we said we were on small motorcycles that were to small for them to see and weren't heavy enough for the sensors. We made noises and everything.
Just tried my new showerhead. Sex with Brian will never be the same.
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
Considering the fact that everyone took the wrong jacket from that party, should we casually try to return the chalice and soccer ball we stole from last night?
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
Got promoted and on my way out the door was informed that my beard makes my face perfect for riding. Today is gonna be a good day.
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
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