well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
Ever since they found the bud they've been sending me visa gift cards instead of cash. Bastards.
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
How many times can I tell him that I wasn't expecting sex before he finally figures out that I'm just too lazy to shave?
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
How drunk was I last night?
You tried to unlock a door with your dick. That drunk.
Not the explanation for the cock bruise that I was looking for.
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
Randomize
