How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
I just farted so loud that my cat got so scared he fell off the couch.
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
I could only remember yelling "rip it down" as he ninja jumped off the bed, kicked the wall, and superman punched the fire alarm off the ceiling.
I've always wondered why you never put the hotel room in your name...
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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