He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
I'm looking forward to the release of my future best seller - "Three Words to Make Your Relationship 100% Better: Surprise Blow Jobs"
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
I'm not entirely sure that the guy that just texted me is not on drugs right now. I'm also not entirely sure that he isn't about to be incarcerated.
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
three of my fingers are bleeding and the only thing on my phone rn is a google search of 'Allison Janney'
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
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