Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
I don't remember her missing an ear while we were at the bar
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
I am wearing two different shoes and just swallowed my gum. Wake the fuck up and bang the bartender already.
I feel like he's mythological. Like you just had lunch with the Loch Ness Monster of hotness
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
I was about to take him home and fuck his brains out but then the police came and arrested him for the stolen credit card he had been buying me drinks with all night...
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
Hey how're your balls?
Don't ever let me helicopter again.
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