For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
In line at the grocery store. The girl ahead of me is in a wetsuit and just bought 3 cases of beer and a bottle of vodka. I want to go where she's going...
I got asked if I was pregnant as a pickup line
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
Imagine getting a FB inbox "hey I found your ID on the floor of a bar can you send me a mugshot so I can get a second piece of ID made?"
I emailed the police apartment to apologize to the officer from last night. I practically threw a hissy fit because he wouldn't hug me.
It was "against protocol"
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
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