Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
I want to get laid tonight but my sheets haven't been washed since vomiting in them on Halloween :(
Burger king has cupcake flavored milkshakes. God dammit America.
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
Every time I stand up, gravity punches me in the tits. This is horrible.
So apparently the only parts of last night I remember didn't actually happen.. When did vodka become a hallucinogen?
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
WAKE THE EFF UP THE UBER DRIVER IS TRYING TO TAKE ME HOME
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
Your shit was massive.
I'm not 100% sure how to respond to that.
If you were in a "who has the massivest shit contest", you'd win by a landslide.
Randomize
