i had a dream last night that you and i organized a foursome. swear to god
ps i'll be in miami in early july. this text has no relation to the last one
like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
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