I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
My first drink last night was a 2-liter of jameson and coke. So hung over it hurt to put my pants back on
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
I woke up and found cookies in my purse. It's a 12/12/12 miracle.
They're playing house music in my dentists office again, wtf is wrong with these people. That's not the music you want to get a root canal to
The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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