I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
I know i'm drunk when the "men" sign on the bathroom sounds chinese
A good Q tip ear swabbing is better than bad sex.
At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
Why did I just find out you and Andrew had sex right next to my face when I passed out on the beach?
At the time it seemed romantic and its also extremely frowned down upon to leave a passed out person by themselves in an unfamiliar place.
Why did I wake up by myself then?
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
I have peed in a lot of sinks
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
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