i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
My Hamptons summer hookup resume reads like a walk-in clinic waiting list.
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
Yeah, sam & jessica were trying to have sex and you walked in & started coaching them through it with a fake hulk hogan mustache on.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
Just had a threesome for the second time in my life. I don;t even enjoy threesomes. Too much effort.
HOW DO THESE THINGS KEEP HAPPENING TO YOU?
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