There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
Say something like you want him to fuck you behind a McDonald's. Guys secretly love weird shit like that.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
They both showed up at the same time... to surprise me. One had flowers and the other had chocolates. Needless to say, I will be at the bar all weekend long trying to figure out how this happens.
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
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