apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
I should be sponsored by Trojan
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
At the miami airport. Don't know if it's all the tequila I drank in cozumel or the 5 year olds french accent but I might puke.
And the best part is that she's coming home to find that I completely shaved her dog.
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
I opened my door to find him standing there with vodka, McDonalds, a smile and a hard-on. Of course I let him in.
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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