We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
Every time I type "should" my phone autocorrects to "shouldn't". even my phone knows my ideas are terrible.
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
I bet you think you're really funny for switching my line of coke with a line of protein powder.
Maybe walking up to the cops busting our party with a "Things go better with Coke" t-shirt on and asking for my extra license back that my little brother got busted with wasn't the best idea of the night.
Remind me again why a vodka watermelon can't be a thanksgiving dish
I can't live in this building much longer. People are starting to figure out that it's me making the weird sex noises.
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
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