Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
i told her my name was noah and she leans in and whispers "that makes me so wet." ive never been more thankful for the Notebook
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
It's probably because the lack of alcohol in your stomach. Alcohol kills bacteria. I am a doctor. Trust me
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
I drank a girls breast milk at this wedding. Shit was next level
The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
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