Fine. I'll sleep in my office
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
I am full of burrito and curiosity
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
I stole an accordion from the bar
Accidentally
I'm having ragrets about stealing the accordion
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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