Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
We talked him into tasing himself.
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
I really don't want to. I just don't know how to nicely say "dude I'm having a rough time in life right now and I just need to dress like a stripper cop, get shit faced, and have dirty crazy sex"
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
Dude you're alone at a bar with a woman, and you're talking about my junk?
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
who's idea was it to start the NCAA tournament less than a week after St. Patrick's day? My liver needs time to recover for things like this.
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
When I went to pick up Adam from the train station, I found him passed out, covered in gold paint and wrapped in a red blanket. someone had glued a gaudy green rhinestone to his forehead. He looked homeless.
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