Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
so... my grandma just told me i should be a stripper
well at least shes not calling you fat anymore
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
Confidence margaritas not a good idea. Just said foreskin in my presentation instead of foresight.
Ummm. I just wanna say this now: Don't let me invite the band back to the apartment to see my stripper pole.
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
And tell the hostess not to worry, she's narcoleptic and fell asleep on the way to the bar, but she'll be fine in a few minutes.
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
The forecast for tonight is alcohol and low expectations.
You're the only meteorologist I listen to.
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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