I'm laying in your front yard are you home
Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
handjob tips. give me some.
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
You were pissed we didn't change the movie to Eurotrip so you kept singing "Scotty Doesn't Know" over and over until you passed out.
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
I woke up with broken tostitos all over my bed and a snap chat of myself flipping off the camera.
I couldn't find a water bottle, so I sent her to school with her juice in a flask. Who the hell let me become a parent?
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
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