I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
just so you know, your brother isn't driving home wasted tonight. he is, instead, in my dorm shower screaming about rubbing his butt with my loofah; thought you would be proud
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
Do you want the really bad news or the bad news? Or do you want it in chronological order?
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
So I've discovered that being hungover at 25 feels the same as being hungover at 24. Happy Birthday to me.
I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday.
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
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