wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
Turns out he's old enough to be my dad. I'm so excited. I've never had a sugar daddy before. What should I ask for first!? Want anything?
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
Oh. My. God. I. Am. Going. To. Punch. Someone. In. The. Face. Immediately.
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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