Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
i told him he had the best dick i've ever seen. then supposedly i kept repeating "peter piper picked the perfect penis"
I just had a 30 minute fake cell phone conversation with myself just to avoid hooking up with the drunk guy next to me. its like an art form.
I'm about to initiate a game of drunk UNO.
Drunk UNO has officially been banned from now until forever.
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
Somehow you're a lightweight AND an alcoholic. Rare combo in one person. Well done.
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
Randomize
