i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
He passed out mid-signature
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
I almost spit out my drink. But only almost, because it was vodka. And you don't spit out vodka.
Came so hard my ears popped. This lovely piece of news and pissin in my driveway brought to you by rum
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
So my ex just asked for my address to send me his wedding invitation... in Europe. Awesome.
That’s basically a green light to fuck his dad
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
I swear I'm an adult. I say as I send my mom to go find me green lucky charms and lady gaga oreos
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