I wish life had little blips of pornography
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
Jimmy johns delivers to the bar behind work. Happy vodka day!
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
Welcome to your 30’s, where every one night stand is most likely with someone’s father
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