why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
Apparently I was proudly showing him the cup I barfed pizza rolls into
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
I spilled beer everywhere which led to an oil fire and me melting a spatula again. And then I was late to class so I explained what happened to the teacher.
Fool me once shame on you. Fool me twice and I'm the idiot missing half an eyebrow again.
Shitty. Well if it makes you feel any better I just had a toothless wasted crackhead in my bar who was mad because there are TOO MANY FUCKIN TREES in Nantucket.
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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