3:47a: I take it you're not on your way over
so later when i'm crying over him remind me that he once called his penis "senor weeper"
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
This is your morning news. Today at 5 pm I will be going out of town until the 29th. If you would like some great sex before I leave, please contact me. The available packages are: a house call, an outdoor excursion, or a delivery style in-car quickie. available only while supplies last.
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
You invited the cop in for a "Celebrity shot"
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
I think my biggest regret in life is not banging you in the science museum
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
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