i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
The dog threw up again, this time IN the toilet. I've taught him well.
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
Dude I'm about to just roll over and piss off the side of my bed, rather than make the conscious effort to get up and walk to the bathroom. One of those hangovers.
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
In the future, could you not call me 'bro' while we're having sex?
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
tell me about the fingering
Randomize