Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
I remember you fighting a small man for the last of the pizza. Was there a midget in my house last night?
Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
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