My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
I managed to convince her that the egg yolks were actually orange juice and she fell for it
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