So I fucked an Aussie broad with huge feeders last nite 2x... Before banging her she was blowin me & I thought: "SHE IS GOIN DOWN-UNDER ON ME". Laughed out loud
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
The cop was more concerned with the syringes on the dash board than looking for the source of the smoke. Thank god for diabetes!
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
Remember that Czech tennis player I brought home from beer pong and banged on your couch last year? He just booty calle me. From the Czech Republic.
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
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