why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
I expected to wake up with a sext of you posing nude and all I got was a missed call.....disappointed.
I'm sorry I think it was because I lost a chicken nugget in my purse and that's all that was on my mind until 4am
OH MY GOD I CAN'T WAIT TO BONE YOUR EX BOYFRIEND. HOW AWKWARD IS THIS?
You were crying in a drunken stupor for an hour because "the new daft punk album didn't blow your tits off"
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
my life is like one bad, slutty lifetime movie.
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
Rationing the toilet paper. Only one wipe allowed. I'm scared to move too much.
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