If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
The university put out a message about those missing salt and pepper shakers... You should at least give back 60 of them.
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
Dude just bought condoms some sad fuck next to me buying a pregnancy test he gave me a look like he'd pay me millions to switch places
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
Considering the fact that you wouldn't give me my cat last night because he was "destined for broadway", yeah, I'm accusing you of stealing him
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
Do to my newly discovered condition I'm having to resort to emergency beat sessions to avoid the temptation to text girls I know are easy slams.
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
I think I had sex with a seagull last night. The window is open and there a feathers everywhere.
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
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