I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
Lesson learned: don't hide your vodka in your little brothers toy box.
She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
I just made this asian woman on the boardwalk that was giving 20 dollar massages upset after I asked her if a happy ending comes with it.
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
Apparently drinking in your car before going into a sales meeting is frowned upon. We are car sales men not doctors.
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
And I broke things off with Justin last night. Except I texted him while he was asleep and then I was like well, that's probably not what he wants to wake up to, so I sent him a picture of the coconut I microwaved and caught on fire when I was really high one time.
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