He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
they need to just BURY HIM!
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
While you were hooking up with her I pulled you off to make sure you knew what you were doing.
You said you were "testing the product for Chris."
I'm a bad man.
remember how i yelled at you for inviting that coke dealer to the party?! i found the $100 bill they were snorting with in the couch.
..new slutty dresses or booze? i won't even waste time with the i told you so.
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
That’s the third time this month he’s hooked up with a girl by telling her it’s his bachelor party, and he’s not even dating a chick let alone engaged.
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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